{“en”:” – HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? – THAT’S RIGHT, DAVE.

IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOST FLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES CAME TO THE FOREFRONT, AND THEY ARE HERE. LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS FROM THE EAST. [rock music] u266a – D’MARCUS WILLIUMS, UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA. – T.J. JUCKSON, WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY. – T’VARIUSNESS KING, MERRIMACK COLLEGE. – TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE, UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI. – D’SQUARIUS GREEN, JR., UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME. – IBRAHIM MOIZOOS, UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE AT CHATTANOOGA.

– JACKMERIUS TACKTHERITRIX, MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY. – D’ISIAH T. BILLINGS-CLYDE, COASTAL CAROLINA UNIVERSITY. – [lisping] D’JATHPER PROBINCRUX THE THIRD, THOUTH CAROLINA THTATE UNIVERTHITY. – LEOZ MAXWELL JILLIUMZ, EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY. – JAVARIS JAMAR JAVARISON-LAMAR, UNIVERSITY OF MIDDLE TENNESSEE. – DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL, UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI. – HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY, PENN STATE UNIVERSITY. – L’CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT, FLORIDA ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY. – J’DINKALAGE MORGOONE, UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA. – XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON, CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA. – WE’RE GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR BIG PLAYS ALL GAME LONG FROM TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE.

– AND LET’S NOT FORGET THE TIGHT ENDS, IBRAHIM MOIZOOS AND HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY. THEY’VE BOTH HAD AMAZING SEASONS. – THAT’S RIGHT, GEOFF. NOW LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS FROM THE WEST. [rock music] u266a – SAGGITARIUTT JEFFERSPIN, TEXAS A & M. – D’GLESTER HARDUNKICHUD, UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN. – SWIRVITHAN L’GOODLING-SPLATT, SASKATCHEWAN UNIVERSITY. – QUATRO QUATRO, SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY. – OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK, STANFORD UNIVERSITY. – BEEZER TWELVE WASHINGBEARD, JONES COLLEGE. – SHAKIRAQUAN T.G.I.F. CARTER, UNIVERSITY OF NORTHERN ARIZONA. – X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS, MISSOURI WESTERN STATE UNIVERSITY. – SEQUESTER GRUNDELPLITH, M.D., ADAMS STATE. – SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH, SOUTH DAKOTA STATE UNIVERSITY. – T.J. A.J. R.J. BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH, ALBION COLLEGE. – [squeals] SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY. – DONKEY TEETH, BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY.

– TORQUE… [jackhammer drilling] LEWITH, NEVADA STATE… PENITENTIARY. – THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWN AS MOUSECOP, UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI, COLUMBIA. – DAN SMITH, BYU.. “}